Toodles & Toddlers

Minimum requirements

  • OS: Windows 10
  • Processor: Intel Core i7 / AMD Ryzan 7
  • Memory: 8 GB RAM
  • Graphics: Nvidia GTX 1080 / Radeon RX 580
  • Storage: 5 GB available space
Action, Strategy

16 Feb, 2021

Curator review

You have not seen weird & creepy until you have played this game. A survival horror puzzle that will have you gripping your mouse the whole game as you collect resources to defeat weird creatures.

Full review

When it comes to weird and creepy games, this one takes the cake. "Toddlers Can Be Friends, or Food" is a survival horror puzzle that will keep you on the edge of your seat from start to finish.

The game starts off with Toodles, a humongous clown-demon, escaping from his poorly constructed cage. As chaos ensues, the villagers summon you, the mighty Player, to come to their aid and protect them. Little do they know that they will soon regret this decision.

As the Player, you are gifted with a magical ability to throw stuff - and trust me when I say that you will use anything at your disposal in order to defeat Toodles. Yes, that includes sacrificing villagers and even transforming and consuming cute wildlife. Your ultimate goal: survive until you have enough strength to bring down the bloated nemesis.

Balls become your primary tools in this bizarre world of horror. But these balls are not ordinary - they can be used for crafting allies who will fight by your side. Building an army is crucial before facing off against Toodles himself; experimentation becomes key as different balls lead to various transformations of toddlers.

The puzzle elements in this game are truly unique as there are countless combinations waiting for discovery through curiosity and experimentations.  

  • Evolve toddlers into mutant followers who can take on teddy bears head-on.
  • Create layers of poop armor around your ugly baby army for added protection.
  • Fuel growth by feeding them licorice allsorts - because why not?
  • Avoid random twists caused by twisters; these may transform toddlers unpredictably.
  • Toddlers can serve a dual purpose - they can be converted into delectable food or milk.
  • Mice, on the other hand, can be transformed into stuffed animals to decrease fear levels.
  • No object is wasted in this game - rubber ducks can be utilized as raw material for crafting additional balls.
  • Why not knock off some heads and upgrade villagers into guards?
  • Arm these now-braver villagers with powerful plasma swords for enhanced combat capabilities.
  • Capture flying unicorns and bats inside floating bubbles. You heard that right!
  • This twisted world even allows you to reshape gummy bear corpses into strange new friends who will join your cause.

  • If that isn't creepy enough, you'll also have the chance to hunt nightmares and upgrade your army into monstrous beings.

"Toddlers Can Be Friends, or Food" truly pushes the boundaries of what we consider normal in gaming. With its dark theme and unsettling gameplay mechanics, it's a game that will have you gripping your mouse tightly throughout. The need to collect resources in order to defeat bizarre creatures adds an extra layer of intensity.

If you're up for a one-of-a-kind experience full of weirdness and horror, then this game is definitely worth checking out.