Noobs Want to Live

Minimum requirements

  • OS: Windows 7 64bit
  • Processor: Intel Pentium 4 processor or later that's SSE2 capable
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Graphics: Intel UHD 630
  • DirectX: Version 11
  • Storage: 1 GB available space
windows, mac
Single-player, Steam Achievements, Partial Controller Support, Steam Cloud, Stats
Action, Adventure, Casual, Indie

13 Feb, 2023

Curator review

Experience a unique and fun gameplay with finely crafted cardboard cutout characters! Master specific skills and create synergies to cause mayhem.

Full review

This game offers a truly unique and fun gaming experience with its finely crafted cardboard cutout characters. From the sword master hero to the fireball-toting maiden, each character is intricately designed and adds a touch of whimsy to your gameplay.

What sets this game apart is its emphasis on mastering specific skills that create synergies with one another. This allows you to unleash mayhem and destruction in ways you never thought possible. In Peachville, 1+1 is not simply 2, but rather a mind-boggling 4.5! It's truly fascinating how many different synergies you can discover and experiment with.

In addition to the exciting gameplay mechanics, there are also rabbits, ducks, and other peculiar poultry creatures lurking around in this game. These creatures have an impressive repertoire of skills that range from armed evolution to treatment suppression—a true testament to the creativity put into designing this game world.

As you progress through the game, each upgrade becomes crucial in transforming you from a humble wimp into an unstoppable hero. You can spend your hard-earned gold for skill selection rerolls—an opportunity not only for strategic decision-making but also thrilling experimentation. Furthermore, there's an element of meta-progression incorporated into each playthrough as talent points allow for incremental improvements over time—making subsequent runs easier as you gradually become more powerful. Overall, this game provides a refreshing mix of inventive gameplay mechanics, detailed character design,

and intriguing progression systems.

Come join Peachville, where mayhem awaits at every turn!